SAND IN MY T-SHIRT

thought i had a plan

but i can’t even get banned

no one knows who i am

i cannot stand

doing grunt work

without a celebrity competitor

getting asked

for an autograph in the stands

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shaking all the hands

of their fans

not a sweat gland

even manned

getting tan

then i get sand

in my T-shirt

i become a problematic settler

swinging bats

yelling this is my piece of land

– D K T